"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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kindofleigh:

The last kid knows what’s up.

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smileyfacebandit:

FOOD COMA LEVEL: SPENT 20$ AT WAWA

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mischief-in-221b:

gdirtydime19:

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

(Fuente: fiberstark)

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edwardspoonhands:

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

JOHN YOU MADE TAYLOR SAD YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE

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angry!pup scotty mccall (◡‿◡✿)

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