Every great wizard in history has started out as nothing more than what we are now: students. If they can do it, why not us?

(Fuente: katherinesage)

(Reblogueado desde malfoyficents)

khurtcobain:

who even is straight anymore

(Reblogueado desde malfoyficents)

commander-erwin-s:

fullmetal-ravioli:

starlightinherveins:

Horse… that is all

Jean Kirschtein: life prior to recon corps

I can’t breathe

(Reblogueado desde thaliaai)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

never ever hit the space bar on your keyboard or else you will be taken to SPACE so dont EVER hit it this is a psa

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*sweats nervously*

(Reblogueado desde thaliaai)
(Reblogueado desde thaliaai)

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith (x)

(Fuente: blondiepoison)

(Reblogueado desde thaliaai)
(Reblogueado desde tastefullyoffensive)

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

(Reblogueado desde thaliaai)
(Reblogueado desde thaliaai)

phoenix-ace:

girl-non-grata:

Please note: “everyone who works retail, admin, or labor” is pretty much everyone. I can’t remember the last time I worked somewhere without “security” cameras that monitored employees.

I’m having a good laugh right now because our associates just got collectively reprimanded for leaning on the counters during 8 hour shifts on their feet, because it isn’t “professional” looking.  So apparently they can put up with a camera over their shoulder to make sure they do their jobs correctly, but a cop with a gun cant?  

(Reblogueado desde heliny)